Every team has one

So everyone’s understandably cock-a-hoop as we’re five-ninths of the way through a heady spell in which Caldy are collapsing from 28-0 to 38-9 thanks to some typically opening day batting and surprisingly safe hands in the field.

Well, at least ten of us are.

One of our number still isn’t happy; his attention drawn to the architecture of a house overlooking the ground. “Bloody modernism… a thing should look like the thing it looks like…rubbish…”